Introducing iQuit. It just quits.

Be first.
Be free.

Quit the 9-5. Clock out forever.

Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice.

Coming soon to Robinhood Chain

4:59PTO ●●●
5:00
Friday. Forever.
Pixel-art stick figure leaping through a kicked-open office door into a golden beach sunrise under a green I QUIT exit sign
Slack
Boss: quick sync?
Muted forever
slide to quit

Think different.
Quit different.

The biggest upgrade to your life since the stapler. iQuit turns a lifetime of 9:00 AM standups into one beautifully simple gesture: out.

Why crypto

Quit the old system.

You quit the 9-5. Now quit asking permission.

Your money.
Your keys.
No permission needed.

A wallet is yours the second you create it. No branch visit. No forms. No account manager. You hold the keys, so you hold the account.

Banks close at 5.
Solana never sleeps.

Send value anywhere, any hour, in seconds. Weekends included. Holidays included.

No middlemen.
No waiting.

No 3–5 business days. No paperwork. No “your request is being processed.”

Memecoins.
We’re in this together.

The internet’s way of turning an inside joke into a community that moves as one. $iQUIT is for everyone who’s ever stared at the exit sign.

DeFi.
Open finance. Open to all.

Swap, send and trade with open apps anyone with a phone can use. No gatekeepers. No opening hours.

Be first. Be free.

Free as in ownership. Free as in access. Free from the 9-5 mindset.

Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice.

Tech specs

Pro performance.
Zero obligations.

Chip
A1 Two-Weeks-Notice Bionic

Processes a resignation in 0.2 seconds. Exit Engine trained exclusively on “per my last email.”

Battery
No longer drained by your boss

All-day battery. All-week battery. Charges fully on a beach, unplugged from the corporate grid.

Camera
Turns off for every meeting

Pro camera system with Permanent “You’re on mute” mode and 48MP selective attendance.

Notifications
Slack muted forever

Focus Mode: Permanent. Do Not Disturb now ships enabled and cannot be turned off.

Display
Always-On Exit Sign

Exit Glow Green. One little running man, lit 24/7, pointing the only direction that matters.

Durability
Door-kick rated

Two-Weeks Glass front. Survives drops, layoffs, and “we’re a family here.”

Pixel-art office with a kicked-open door to a beach sunrise under a green I QUIT sign

Shot on iQuit. Monday, 9:01 AM.

Which iQuit is right for you?

Pro. Or Pro Max.

iQuit Pro
Quit Monday.
  • Walks in. Hands over badge.
  • Eye contact with HR
  • Polite “it’s been a journey”
  • Takes the nice stapler
From one awkward conversation
New
iQuit Pro Max
Quit by text, Sunday night.
  • “hey, i know it’s sunday night…”
  • Never sets an alarm again
  • Read receipts: off
  • Takes the nice stapler and the plant
From 0 words of notice

Oh, and…

One more thing.

Neon green pixel-art running man bursting out of an exit sign

$iQUIT

The green exit sign for everyone done with the 9-5. A meme coin on Solana, launched on pump.fun. No boss. No timesheet. No meetings. Just one direction: out.

Get yours

How to buy.

New here? The 30-second version.

Wallet
An app (like Phantom) that holds your crypto. You hold the keys. Only you control it.
Solana
A fast, low-cost blockchain. It’s the network $iQUIT lives on.
SOL
Solana’s native coin. You use it to buy tokens and pay tiny network fees.
pump.fun
A site where Solana memecoins launch and trade, straight from your wallet.
1

Create a wallet

Download a Solana wallet like Phantom. Write down your seed phrase. Never share it with anyone, not even your boss. Especially your boss.

2

Get SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange or in your wallet, then send it to your Solana wallet address.

3

Buy $iQUIT on pump.fun

Open pump.fun, connect your wallet, paste the contract address below, and swap SOL for $iQUIT.

Contract address
CA: coming soon

Always verify the contract address from official links before buying.

Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice.

Solana now. Robinhood Chain soon.